My Name is Rachel

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: … Nonono SCHOOL...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:22:57 -0400

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: …

Nonono SCHOOL TUTORIALS. like math and science.

oh thats a lot less weird

wait

I DONT NEED TUTORING

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: … Maybe you’d...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:57:44 -0400

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: …

Maybe you’d care if you actually listened when they went over the nitrogen cycle in school?? Or if you got tutorials from The Sharing those are free

wait.

back up.

the sharing.

the sharing.

has tutorials about the benefits of slugs???

oh god no wonder you’re all slug mad

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: … But they...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:47:48 -0400

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: …

But they help in the nitrogen cycle and they can help spread seeds and yes I do know Zach remember we’re both in the sharing

do you know how many fucks i give about the nitrogen cycle? zero. fuck slugs.

oh right. i forgot, because i also don’t care about the sharing.

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: SLUG… Because...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:37:44 -0400

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: SLUG…

Because slugs are ok creatures!!! They’re not trying to eat everything and they can’t scratch you or hurt you at all!!! ((Omg the memories))

they’re disgusting, they ruin… gardens and crap, and they provide no benefit to the world at all

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: SLUG SCRAMBLER That’s not a very nice thing to say about...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:30:02 -0400

gr33kw4t3rm3l0n replied to your post: SLUG SCRAMBLER

That’s not a very nice thing to say about slugs Rachel :c

…so? they’re slugs, they’re gross and nasty and awful. why should i be nice about slugs?

SLUG SCRAMBLER

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:49:42 -0400

yeah, you got one? i got a big slug problem, could use something to help destroy the little monsters.

you know what? fucking THIS.

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:49:10 -0400

you know what?

fucking THIS.

I made $300 yesterday by Internet marketing and I'm looking at atleast $450 today. So yeah. You need to do this. I found out about it from this news article on CBS. I'm just excited to share this with you because it actually freakin works! Tumblr won't let me post a link but if you want to read up and start making some money then head over to CBSNews9 [d0t] cоm - Spread this to fellow tumblree's and tumblrette's and lets get out of this recession together!

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:36:21 -0400

…i really could care less, anondude, i have bigger things to worry about. call me when you have an automatic slug scrambler or something.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 16:10:13 -0400

no seriously, fuck you, i would look gorgeous at any size, and i actually don’t care about diets

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:54:30 -0400

are you implying i wouldnt be gorgeous at any weight?

eatsleepdraw: This is my Party Bear:) Roarrrrr

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:28:13 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

This is my Party Bear:) Roarrrrr

cutemodestmarco: SO HEY Some people have excellent taste; I’d...

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:55:03 -0400

cutemodestmarco:

SO HEY

Some people have excellent taste; I’d like to broadcast.

Jake, Rachel, I’m truly, truly sorry that you aren’t sexy. It’s really quite unfortunate, but it is a burden I must bear.

(bear get it rachel)

this poor person needs assistance how can she prefer you to either gender of Berenson we are like statistically really attractive ok

fer1972: beart24: Grizzly Bear

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:54:10 -0400

fer1972:

beart24: Grizzly Bear

mynameiscassie: kawaiipeculier: kawaiipeculier: kawaiipeculier: excuse me officer, but i believe...

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:01:12 -0400

mynameiscassie:

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS

THIS IS THE POST THAT RUINED MY LIFE DO NOT MAKE JOKES ON TIMBLER DOT CORNFLAKE

OMG RACHEL IS THIS WHAT U MEANT BY RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!?!?!?!

…..you know what I meant by that and its not that HIDEOUSLY TACKY THING

eatsleepdraw: Out of curiosity … Which bear is your...

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:59:49 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

Out of curiosity … Which bear is your favorite?

by Tracy Thanh Tran.

2013.

saraandjordan replied to your post: saraandjordan replied to… but thats why we should get 2!...

Sat, 04 May 2013 09:16:09 -0400

saraandjordan replied to your post: saraandjordan replied to…

but thats why we should get 2! or 3!

why dont we get an entire goddamn swarm of them at this rate??

To know, you must ask.

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:48:38 -0400

1. Completely inhabitable planets are found and means of transportation are made to the public. Would you vie for a spot or wait to see who leaves first before making your decision?
2. You create an awesome screenplay and it's going to be made into a movie. However, they want to not only have you relinquish creative control, but change the bulk of it leaving you only credited as creator. Do you make the deal?
3. You’re a celebrity. Do you embrace the paparazzi and their constant presence, or do you do everything in your power to avoid and insult them?
4. Your least favorite political figure is in your town and you happen to be in the same area. They take a nasty fall in front of you. Do you help them up or continue what you were doing?
5. Public executions are brought back into practice. Would you attend?
6. You finally make it to a concert headlined by your favorite band. Once they get on stage, they fight, throw tantrums, and act foolish before flat out refusing to play. Would you ever strive to see them play again?
7. You fall ill. In the middle of a consultation with your doctor, you realize he’s full of shit and completely unqualified to be treating you. Do you finish the consult before ultimately deciding to seek a second opinion or do you tell him to go fuck himself before walking out?
8. If the person who has wronged you the most and/or the harshest in your life comes to you and apologizes, would you accept?
9. You’re on your deathbed when someone comes to you with three options: continue with a mortal death, become a zombie, or become a vampire. Which do you choose?
10. You can only tell one lie a day for the rest of your life, and for each additional lie 30 minutes is taken off of your life. Will you live a long life or no?
11. If your life was a movie, who would play you? Who would conduct the soundtrack? Who would direct it?
12. Has your opinion or first impression ever changed because of someone’s political, religious, or social issue beliefs and/or because of how they present them or treat others due to those beliefs?
13. If you were attracted to someone with or if your significant other developed a disability, would you continue to pursue a romantic relationship with them? Would it depend on the disability? Are there limits to what you can personally take on in that role?
14. You’re upset and agitated for whatever reason, and despite your best efforts, you lash out at someone close to you. How long, if at all, does it take you to apologize? In the opposite role, how long does it take you to forgive?
15. You’re standing in line to meet the person you admire most in the world when you notice that they’re being really rude to the people in front of you and around the table, unprovoked. What do you do when it's your turn to meet them?
16. Would you necessarily care if you found out that the people you love not only keep bad opinions of you, but that they discuss those opinions often behind your back despite acting completely accepting to your face? Would you address it or leave it be?
17. Do you believe that there are such things as unrealistic expectations for some, or perhaps that the people who do believe that just aren’t willing to try hard enough to reach their goals?
18. Branching from the previous question, do you believe that in certain situations hope can be more damaging than point blank honesty and acceptance?
19. Do you often worry what your legacy will be after you’re gone, or are legacies the still lingering ideas from times past of royal families and names? If you live and die quietly, was your life any less important or meaningful than the life of someone who did the opposite?
20. The human body and mind are both resilient and fragile; agree or disagree?
21. You wake up tomorrow and find that we live in a post-apocalyptic world. A month or so from now, the rich and powerful have hoarded and stashed food, weapons, and other supplies. You hear word of growing rebellions fairly far from you. What do you do? Do you dare the trip to join the rebellion, or do you stay put and try to survive using what little you have?
22. How difficult were these questions to answer? Did you have fun?

gauntauxiliatrix: absylphe: I’m Undressing You With My Eyes And Then Also Redressing You In...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:49:06 -0400

gauntauxiliatrix:

absylphe:

I’m Undressing You With My Eyes

And Then Also Redressing You In Something Less Tacky With My Eyes

Oh Burn

saraandjordan replied to your post: saraandjordan replied to your post: have you ever… ): i...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:11:39 -0400

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):

i mean

thats good because you’re not getting a rat so it won’t be lonely

this is dumb sports are dumb you’re all dumb

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:56:11 -0400

this is dumb sports are dumb you’re all dumb